I spent all night singing away to glory at a Karaoke bar, celebrating Vitra’s bday, so this week’s predictions with be short and sweet and not too well thought out. This could be the week I end my perfect streak in the sure-picks department; my brain shut down about 6 hours ago!

Sure Picks (Record: 9-0)
Bengals Over Browns: The first round curse continues with the browns. Couch. Warren. Winslow. Now Edwards. Carson Palmer, show them how a No.1 pick is supposed to perform.

Seattle over 49ers: Come on now. Do I need to explain this. Seattle loses this ONLY if they, if they, if they…well, if they flat out belly-uped and stank up the joint.

Denver over Baltimore: The ‘other’ horses will be smarting over their loss last week to the Chiefs. Poor Kyle Boller will have to deal with the anger.

Upset Pick (0-3):
Steelers over Bears: Steelers have reached desperation time, and Rothlisberger isnt used to losing so much. Bears dont have an offense, and the defense is BOUND to have a so-so day sometime soon. This will be the day. The Terrible Towelers will be out in full force to cheer on thier tough-as-nails team to pull off an upset over the (head-scrachingly) first-place Bears.

Goodnight world. Hope I wake up in time for the Giants!